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The Human SantapedeSanta Claus is coming to townat least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren t going to put themselves together So begins a terrifying game of cat and mouse as Kris Kringle searches The Land of Christmas for his abducted minions, unaware that he is to play an integral part in his foe s plans Krampus is pissed at Santa after lending him his snowblower and never getting it back His punishment To build a Human Santapede long enough to stretch around The Land of Christmas, and at its helm, the jolly fat man himself Can Santa aided by his best foreman, Finklefoot get his elves back, defeat Krampus, and save Christmas before it is too late, or will Krampus succeed in creating the ghastliest single file organism the North Pole has ever seen Ho Ho Holy Shit, things are about to get messy Read The Human Santapede author Adam Millard – quickpaydayloansonlineuk.co.uk

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  • Paperback
  • 182 pages
  • The Human Santapede
  • Adam Millard
  • 17 September 2017
  • 099288389X

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  1. 3.5 stars, rounded up for christmas but karen, you NEVER star rate your monsterporn and it s true, but evensurprising despite this cover, this is not monsterporn it fooled me, too i ll review it and the thirty other books i have fallen behi...

  2. Officially the worst best thing this holiday season.

  3. If you re a fan of horror films, you ve probably heard of a little film called The Human Centipede It s a fantastic concept for a gross out film, but the end result was not executed all that well The movie is clunky, badly paced and never quite lives up to the core concept that you bought your ticket for.For those of you who remain uninitiated, a Human Centipede is created when three orpeople are sewn arse to mouth, forming one single digestive system.Wowz...

  4. I was just looking throughfor some Christmas horror books when I stumbled across this cover, spat out my eggnog, and dropped my candy canes How could I NOT BUY THIS I am one of the rare people on the planet who actually thought the first Human Centipede movie was good I thought it was creepy, not OVERLY disgusting like people assume it is going to be and NOT like the second one , and had some awesome cinematography And this cover It had me rolling I love it I did not expect to enjo I was just looking throughfor some Christmas horror books when I stumbled across this cover, spat out my eggnog, and dropped my candy canes How could I NOT BUY THIS I am one of the rare people on the planet who actually thought the first Human Centipede movie was good I thought it was creepy, not OVERLY disgusting like people assume it is going to be and NOT like the second one , and had some awesome cinematography And this cover It had me rolling I love it I did not expect to enjoy this book as much as I did I ll be honest But it had just the right amount of dark humor mixed wit...

  5. What great fun, this novel had me smiling and chuckling throughout and definitely made my holiday seasonjoyous Millard wrote a very entertaining book using humour in what I felt was a very smart way, never over doing it, using classic jokes and pop culture references very effectively.

  6. A terrific no holds barred spoof on Christmas and Santa Claus The one liners just kept coming I was laughing out loud at some parts Definitely a fun break from all the sugary sweetness

  7. I never laughed and mentally thrown up simultaneously while reading a book I can t wait to readbooks by Adam Millard.

  8. 3.5 rounded up Review to come.

  9. First, have you seen The Human Centipede First Sequence , or The Full Sequence, or The Final Sequence It may not be necessary to see the movie s , but it gives you a better feel for just how bad things are going to get, and just how bad that we had curry for dinner joke really is South Park spoofed it pretty disgustingly I m only kidding Adam has re imagined yet another beloved classic, and made The in Human Santapede into what is sure to be one of my favorite things for many u First, have you seen The Human Centipede First Sequence , or The Full Sequence, or The Final Sequence It may not be necessary to see the movie s , but it gives you a better feel for just how bad things are going to get, and just how bad that we had curry for dinner joke really is South Park spoofed it pretty disgustingly I m only kidding Adam has re imagined yet another beloved classic, and made The in Human Santapede into what is sure to be one of my favorite things for many upcoming holiday seasons Taking subtle shots at Warw...

  10. Wow Well, this is what happens when you join a book club with super diverse members We all have our favorite genres, I suppose Open minds, folks Open minds I m not even really sure how to review this book It s pretty well self explanatory An evil Christmas maniac gets his panties in a wad for a whole number of reasons and decides to take revenge by sewing Santa, reindeer, and 51 elves ass to mouth forming an in Human Santapede It is, of course, a work of satire, playing off the unfortun Wow Well, this is what happens when you join a book club with super diverse members We all have our favorite genres, I suppose Open minds, folks Open minds I m not even really sure how to review this book It s pretty well self explanatory An evil Christmas maniac gets his panties in a wad for a whole number of reasons and decides to take revenge by sewing Santa, reindeer, and 51 elves ass to mouth forming ...